I took a little flak (and rightly so) for the original "cut" of this page, 'n stuff.  :O So, I altered it into its present form.

For a serious look at something that approaches an actual resume, please click here.

   However, that said (and done), you know me--being a positively *RABID* supporter of unconditional free speech--I have left the original link here, 'n stuff.  -Enjoy! (PLEASE note that this link is "PG-13," and may unsuitable for wonderful, innocent 10-year-old girls, 'n stuff.)

Wow. I think I was just, like, responsible, 'n stuff.

May wonders never cease.  :)