John's home page

"This is, like, John's homepage and stuff."--

--"Yeah! Yeah! It RULES!"

"Say ain't. . . ."

Recent updates to this page, 'n stuff.  :)

Cool Picts

Cool pics from the Internet.

Warning. -Some of these are a little . . . colorful.  :)

These are *HYSTERICAL*; check out: unusual_signs.  :)

Ever wonder what a group of RHINOCEROSES is called?  And what's this about a "parliment of owls?" -Check out MULTITUDES.  :)

A link to like, some cool links, 'n stuff.  (This one will probably perpetually be in flux, 'n stuff.  :P :) )

I found this link SOO profound—that I linked it to my "main page," 'n stuff.  (!) (And it ends with a hysterical video, or a corgi rolling down some stairs.  :) ;) ) (WARNING: Extreme language. :o )

This is, like, a link to Janis's home page. It's like, cool and stuff. She also did this page. If you would like her to make a page for you or your company, send her email! (Actually, she only did the original version of the "index page"---and the original RHINOS!!!! page.  She has asked me that I no longer give her credit for the entire page---possibly because the HTML is so . . . primitive.  :)



and this is a link to geekcentral, an extremely funny and inspiring site

 

Here are some links to RHINOS!

And perhaps against my better judgment, here is a link to my professional web page.  This is like, what I do for a living, 'n stuff.

And here is a link to my mine fire(s) page. Including the most famous one of all: Centralia.

Why I LOVE the Internet!

Mike's Movies

If you're English, click here.

I find this positively ASTOUNDING!!

How to Forgive.

And here, possibly the coolest link I have ever posted, is a bit on the world's largest, oldest life-form—the Box Huckleberry Colony, in Perry County, Pennsylvania.

My PhD defence, 'n stuff.

This is a titanically cool site: Scurvy Grass.

Just a funny email I wrote: All These Years. . . .

Every wonder what it would be like if the Johnster were in the army?  -Scary, scary thought. NO. I mean seriously—scary, SCARY thought!!  Well, I'd like to think—that it would be something like this dude, 'n stuff.  Something to make you chuckle. ( :) ;) ) (Please note that this link is (at least) "PG-13," 'n stuff—due to language, and what we'll politely call "thematic elements," 'n stuff.  :) ;) ) -Enjoy!!  :) ;)

Peeps I admire, 'n stuff.

Check out the Official Homerology Homepage!

Check out some pics of my various travels.

The 2003 post-comps bonfire! Fire!! FIRE!!!!

I never knew that going deaf--could be so much fun!

Check out some shots of simply _the_ _best_ pinball machine of allll time. :)

Error Analysis at the G.I. :)

I'm like, a theoretical physicist by trade, and here is a link to some of the scientific conferences I have attended.  Some of these are actually pretty cool.  :)

And here, _*FINALLY*_ is my web page on the Aurora.  And the Aurora Picture Gallery is *FINALLY*open!!  And I was *FINALLY* able to post my link: "notes on auroral photography." This page gives both some (very limited! :) ) information on the science of auroral photography, and a bit about the experiences of each night I was able to take pics, 'n stuff.  Party on, Garth.

The first gallery was gettin' kind'a' full, so I added a Second Aurora Picture Gallery.  Complimentaryily to this, I added a second "notes on auroral photography II."  This link--like its predecessor--gives both some (very limited! :) ) information on the science of auroral photography, and a bit about the experiences of each night I was able to take aurora pics, 'n stuff.  Party on, Wayne.

In August of 2007, I added a third Aurora Picture Gallery.  Similarly to before, there are some "notes on auroral photography III." :)

In November of 2008, I added a Fourth Aurora Picture Gallery.  I also added the "notes on auroral photography IV." :) :)

Here is a Fifth Aurora Picture Gallery.  For (a little (!)) on the science of auroral photography, and the techniques and equipment I use, check out notes on auroral photography V.  For a night-by-night account of the times I was actually able to take aurora pics, check out auroral anecdotes V.

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Here is a Sixth Aurora Picture Gallery.  For (a little (!)) on the science of auroral photography, and the techniques and equipment I use, check out notes on auroral photography VI.  For a night-by-night account of the times I was actually able to take aurora pics, check out auroral anecdotes VI.

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Here is a Seventh Aurora Picture Gallery.  For (a little (!)) on the science of auroral photography, and the techniques and equipment I use, check out notes on auroral photography VII.  For a night-by-night account of the times I was actually able to take aurora pics, check out auroral anecdotes VII.

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And for more kickin' pics, check out Photography of the Far North.  :)

New England [Photo] Study

I am absolutely fixated with this pic: Twilight of Industry.  (It was taken near Sherbourn Falls, on Route 2, Massivetwopoops.)

AMAZING noctilucent clouds display of July 28, 2011!!

EXTREME weather

Check out a bit on the 2001 Leonids meteor shower.  (no pics)

And Check out a lunar eclipse---which occurred on the morning of 8/28/07 Tuesday.  :)

And here is my bit on the 7.9 magnitude quake of November 3rd, 2002.

Click here for some *MASSIVELY* cool links---The Red Green Regattas!!  :) :) :) :)

Ever wonder what a grad student party is like? Well, wonder no more.  :)

This bear rules/Are you curious about the present weather conditions in Fairbanks? :)

DOG!!  Be sure and check out the link of when I took care of "Bubbles" in the summer of 2005.  :)

And here is a tribute to portly rats--both past and present.

A link to various obscure (and perhaps arcane) accomplishments.

Colorful but hysterical, check out "The Wildebeest Incident".  :) –And along similar lines . . . Gerbil Man.  Please note that these two links are NOT for kids.  (!)

Just what is sounds like: Unexplained photography.

And here, FINALLY is my bush-bashing page.  I problably should've gotten this up a LOT sooner.  (. . .) Warning: Mild language, and this page goes . . . comfortably beyond "political satire."

You have to see this to believe it!

If so inclined, please check out my resume.